Disappointed

It is so obvious. I'm not smart. I can't rely on my brains alone.


I MUST STUDY.


Next year will be a better year.

I'm not going to repeat this mistakes I made this sem. Ever.

MY TRIANGLE!!!

hshshsh
Finally,

On 10th December 2009


I am a qualified driver!!!!

Wooohoooooo!!!!!!!

My triangle, my triangle, my triangle, IT'S TRUE~~~~

Terrible

AN HAS JUST FRACTURED HIS KNEE OMGGGGG.

HOLIDAYS WILL BE ALOT MORE BORING WITHOUT GOING OUT WITH HIM...
CAN'T SEE HIM POPPING :(

HE'S A CRIPPLE NOW SO SADDDDDDD


It feels like a holiday already despite the fact that I have 2 upcoming papers tomorrow.
Omff, I don't feel like studying at all

Boredom

I am all aloneeeee, in this empty empty room feeling bored.

BORED. BORED. BORED. BORED.


I don't feel like studying, i don't feel like doing anything at all

Why do I feel like the exams are over already?? >:(


I need the mood. I NEED FOOD!!!!
Glorious food



Can't believe I'm actually waiting for 5 o'clock for Bonito's launch. OMG.

Hungry hungry hungry.

Dear Squishy Mushroom,

I am so sorry that I have neglected you for so long. I am glad that you are still here in your plump redness.

It has been awhile, hasn't it?


School has started once again, and I ain't becoming any fatter. How sad can my life get?


"If life was so fair, why do roses have thorns?" -Emo Elmo

I love Emo Elmo. I feel that I can relate to him. I think we can get along absolutely well as friends. Be my friend Emo Elmo! We can whine about how unfair life has treated us and listen to sad emo songs and cry all night long. :)


People in uni are damn smart. I don't think I'm intelligent anymore. OMG THERE IS INTENSE COMPETITION !!!!


I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study!!!!!


Please help me, mushroom. I have been far too lazy, busy with everything else except studying. I need to excel and rise up and defeat all who stand in my way. I hope you will hear some awesome news from me soon.


With Love <3

Gospel Girl

I love this tee!!!


But is it worth $30? :O

I have decided...

I'M GOING TO EAT BREAKFAST EVERYDAY.

"If you want bulk, you gotta eat like the Hulk."

Priceless

Is this worth $2?


No, I think its worth much more.
Its a very small price for someone else's happiness.

Abominable!!

I have a BAD habit.


I realise I have become accustomed to not changing my earrings anymore.

For more than a month!!!


Omg, a gentle reminder to myself that I must start wearing my other earrings.
This is a really bad habit. Gotta kick it.

Solitude

Sometimes, I feel so desolate, I scare myself.

Maybe I'm living in a world of my own.

PC Show 2009

I guess this has really been an eye-opening experience for me.

It was my first time working with a big group of people and my first time doing sales / commission based job.
Very competitive and stressful, totally not what I had imagined it to be.

Nevertheless, I met new people who are really friendly and fun, as well as really weird characters.

I won't mind working at the next IT show,
but just NOT for Toshiba.

I would not like to be reminded of the unhappy memories of the intensely high level of difficultly to close a deal for a Toshiba laptop.

I guess I would lose my cool if a Toshiba laptop enters my line of sight, and it would be destroyed under my mighty fury. I would be the awesome toshiba terminator!

I love VAIO! (random)

Weight issues

Damn, I was browsing through my archives and it hit me (real hard like a choke slam);


HAVE I NOT GROWN ANY FATTER??????


Have I always been this size??!!
After all these YEARS.....

Where does all the food go???
Have I not eaten enough Macs, KFC, ice cream, etc??

Does all the food just disappear?????

I think there's this black hole in me that's sucking all the food away...


I'm truly shocked. I just had this epiphany that my weight problems has existed ALL this while. I see the urgency of this dire situation and it is indeed absolutely alarming.

This is truly a shocking discovery.

I mean, I know that I have this severe problem in which my physique is akin to that of a malnourished African kid

BUTTTTTTTT!!!!!
I never knew it has existed for soooo long!! Since time immemorial.

I'm totally disgusted by the pictures of myself la. Ewwwww to the max. Like a walking skeleton la!!! Straight from a horror movie.


Hey, don't people grow bigger as they get older??

Maybe not, but they become more concerned with their appearance.


So a very concerned me went to google for ways to gain weight and mass...

Google is so helpful.. It led me to websites for guys who wish for a muscular bodybuilder kind of body.



The way to go is to pile on the food, drink lots of water, and have lots of sleep.

Hmmm okay, I've been doing all that. For all this while, or rather my whole life...


But there's another key to success
WEIGHTLIFTING

Weightlifting = Muscles = MASS (yay!!!)


I want muscles!!!!!!!

Promise myself gotta workout EVERYDAY and hopefully a new, muscular me will emerge!



HURH!! *makes macho sounds*

I'm back

Wow, I'm here again after almost 4 months.

So what have you achieved within this four months Amelia?

Nothing.


Nothing that I'm particularly proud of.

Total fail.


I wanted to earn and save lots of money. I didn't.
I wanted to learn how to sew clothes. I didn't.
I wanted to master an instrument. I didn't.

I've been living a decadent and utterly frivolous lifestyle. Rather ashamed of how I've been spending my time.


Regrets?
I wish I could turn back the clock...

I've decided. I can't look back any longer but be adamant on spending the rest of my holidays fruitfully by doing something meaningful. Afterall, such a long holiday is hard to come by..

"Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML."

Omg, this is EPIC.
Totally what I feel about myself right now.

:@

Politically Correct Terms

Alive - temporarily metabolically abled

Assassination - involuntary term limitation

Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining

Corpse - Permanently Static Post-Human Mass

Corpse / Stiff - Terminally Inconvenienced

Dead - metabolically challenged

Dirty Old Man - sexually focused chronologically gifted individual

Dishonest - Ethically disoriented

Drug Addict - Chemically Challenged

Drowning - aquatically challenged

Earthquake - geological correction

Fail - achieve a deficiency

Fat - People of Mass

Fat - person of substance

Gang - Youth Group

Garbage Man / Cleaner - sanitation engineer

Gas Station Attendent - petroleum transfer technician

Hamburger - Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh

Insane People - Mental Explorers

Insult - Emotional Rape

Large Nose - nasally gifted

Lazy - motivationally deficient

Loser - Second Place

Messy - differently organized

Old Person / Elderly - Gerontologically Advanced

Paper Bag - processed tree carcass

Perverted - Sexually dysfunctional

Poor - Economically Unprepared

Pregnant - parasitically oppressed

Prostitute - sex care provider

Racist - genetically discriminating

Runny Nose - nasally gifted

Serial-Killer - Person with difficult-to-meet needs

Slum - Economic Oppression Zone

Someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone - morally handicapped

Spendthrift - negative saver

Stupid - intellectually impaired

Trees - Oxygen Exchange Units

Ugly - aesthetically challenged

Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured

Vagrant - Nonspecifically destinationed individual

Vegetable - noble unconscious hero

Vomiting - Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices

White - melanin-impoverished

Worst - least best



Omg i must seriously start using these words!

Woohoo

Okay, life has been really great.

Like realllllllllly great.


I got to eat a fried oily fish aka kena sacked on my second day of work!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome.


Why? Because of chinese.
Hate hate hate hate chinese!!!!!!
Damn that language that it should forever cursed to be in lower case unlike English the supreme language of all.


Other than that, life has been great, like seriously.


Sleeping at 3 am, waking at 1 pm, eating, playing bridge, watching tv, shopping....

THIS IS THE LIFE MAN.


Okay, shopping not really that awesome just yet as I have yet to amass wealth to be able to afford to splurge frivolously.


And did I say bridge is AWESOME?


Its like the most awesomest game ever.
Love love love bridge!
The BEST game EVER.


Blogging again is really weird, I have seem to have lost the knack and interest in this so bye.