If I were an MP...

I would,

• Completely ban smoking / smokers must wear astronaut helmets when engaging in their self destructive behavior



• Make cycling on roads illegal (punishment equivalent of attempted suicide)



• Build a F21 store at tampines that is at least the size of Ikea



• Increase ERP rates, in hope that COE prices will decline



• Ensure that everyone can converse fluently in proper English (foreigners who want to enter Singapore will have to pass an English examination of O Level standard, and must get at least a distinction in oral in order to qualify)



• Engineer double-decker MRTs, and sell sitting permits. Able-bodied passengers will have to pay premium rates (prices will be determined by market forces) while the elderly & handicapped have the privilege of free seats (anyone caught flouting these rules will be banished from public transport and forced to walk to their destination)



• Make leaning on poles on public transport illegal (as above, inconsiderate offenders will be banned from public transport forever)



• Allow people to have the liberty to choose their second language (it need not be their mother tongue)

In Addition,

Just for fun

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Awesome stuffs

Downtrodden.