Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

The beauty of poop

I can finally appreciate the importance and the beauty of excretion, despite it being a filthy act in itself. With all the food stored up in my tummy for days, my stomach is about to explode. I dare not eat anymore, if not I will puke for sure. Even now, I feel sick when I talk cos somehow my stomach muscles are stretched.

Is this the feeling of a pregnant woman, just that instead of carrying a baby, I am hoarding a whole mass of food in my tummy.

Now now, WHERE IS MY WORM?!?! When I really need my wormie, it fails to do its job of eating my food. Is it malfunctioning or is it dead??! :(

I REALLY NEED TO POOP, LIKE SERIOUSLY. I will just die with all the food stuck within me.

The best thing that happened to me

Dear iPhone, I am in love with you. You are the best thing I ever bought. The utility you deliver far surpasses that from the amount of clothes I could get with that money. You are no longer a frivalous want, but a dire need. I think everyone in the world should own an iPhone. I am sure this will bring about world peace. North Korea would no longer be firing missiles at South Korea. Instead, conflicts will concern who achieved the highest score on Tap Tap by using cheats. North Korea can prove their supremacy by emerging top in Paper Toss. Gangsters will slash fruits instead of people. The resulting positive externalities are endless.

There is now an iPhone-shaped place in my heart which nothing can ever fill, except you.

Zzzzzzz

I thought I promised myself not to buy any more "nonsense" but I am a total loser, I broke my promise. I am so horrible, I couldn't even keep a simple promise to myself!!! :(

Like one day after I swore not spend anymore money, I kind of lost my mind, spending irrationally, hoarding a bulk of items.

Tskkkkkk! And today, I just couldn't resist thissssss.


However, I am convinced that I won't be spending much for the next month because I will be spending all my days preceding the exams studying feverishly at home. This is awesome cos I'm saving money by staying at home. Free meals and all... (Y) Awesome money saving strategy.

Now, just need to survive 2 more weeks of being exposed to the evils and temptations prevalent in society.

Tower of Awesomeness

I am really inspired to try this out one day.
*salivates*

THE formidable Tower of Awesomeness. ♥

Bad News

I'm gonna be a really poor dude in december. :(

Why must money be such a scarce and depletable resource??!


Another concrete reason not to buy any more clothes this month. Sighhhhh.




No more after this. Promise :S

YOU CAN'T TRAP JUSTICE!!!!!

Megamind: In case you've noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!
Metro Man: You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a BELIEF!

Megamind: Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded with crime!
Metro Man: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!

Megamind: But metals can be melted, by the heat of revanche!
Metro Man: It's REVENGE, and it's best served cold!
Megamind: But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!

♥♥♥

"When you are sad, think of the people who are miserable."
- Optimist.

Even when the going gets tough

FORK ON.

Enlightened

Today, I learned something new, by making a mistake that cost me 1.3333333 marks.

The densest planet in the solar system is EARTH.


But I don't understand... Why not mercury since it is the smallest planet??!!


Therefore I come to the conclusion, ASTRONOMY HAS NO LOGIC.

I’ve been housing all this doubt and insecurity and
I’ve been locked inside that house all the while you hold the key

I am a hostage to my own humanity
Self detained and forced to live in this mess I’ve made.

Very good advice

".... when you’ve already won her heart, you don’t need to win every argument."