Dear iPhone, I am in love with you. You are the best thing I ever bought. The utility you deliver far surpasses that from the amount of clothes I could get with that money. You are no longer a frivalous want, but a dire need. I think everyone in the world should own an iPhone. I am sure this will bring about world peace. North Korea would no longer be firing missiles at South Korea. Instead, conflicts will concern who achieved the highest score on Tap Tap by using cheats. North Korea can prove their supremacy by emerging top in Paper Toss. Gangsters will slash fruits instead of people. The resulting positive externalities are endless.
There is now an iPhone-shaped place in my heart which nothing can ever fill, except you.
