Weight issues

Damn, I was browsing through my archives and it hit me (real hard like a choke slam);


HAVE I NOT GROWN ANY FATTER??????


Have I always been this size??!!
After all these YEARS.....

Where does all the food go???
Have I not eaten enough Macs, KFC, ice cream, etc??

Does all the food just disappear?????

I think there's this black hole in me that's sucking all the food away...


I'm truly shocked. I just had this epiphany that my weight problems has existed ALL this while. I see the urgency of this dire situation and it is indeed absolutely alarming.

This is truly a shocking discovery.

I mean, I know that I have this severe problem in which my physique is akin to that of a malnourished African kid

BUTTTTTTTT!!!!!
I never knew it has existed for soooo long!! Since time immemorial.

I'm totally disgusted by the pictures of myself la. Ewwwww to the max. Like a walking skeleton la!!! Straight from a horror movie.


Hey, don't people grow bigger as they get older??

Maybe not, but they become more concerned with their appearance.


So a very concerned me went to google for ways to gain weight and mass...

Google is so helpful.. It led me to websites for guys who wish for a muscular bodybuilder kind of body.



The way to go is to pile on the food, drink lots of water, and have lots of sleep.

Hmmm okay, I've been doing all that. For all this while, or rather my whole life...


But there's another key to success
WEIGHTLIFTING

Weightlifting = Muscles = MASS (yay!!!)


I want muscles!!!!!!!

Promise myself gotta workout EVERYDAY and hopefully a new, muscular me will emerge!



HURH!! *makes macho sounds*

I'm back

Wow, I'm here again after almost 4 months.

So what have you achieved within this four months Amelia?

Nothing.


Nothing that I'm particularly proud of.

Total fail.


I wanted to earn and save lots of money. I didn't.
I wanted to learn how to sew clothes. I didn't.
I wanted to master an instrument. I didn't.

I've been living a decadent and utterly frivolous lifestyle. Rather ashamed of how I've been spending my time.


Regrets?
I wish I could turn back the clock...

I've decided. I can't look back any longer but be adamant on spending the rest of my holidays fruitfully by doing something meaningful. Afterall, such a long holiday is hard to come by..

"Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML."

Omg, this is EPIC.
Totally what I feel about myself right now.

:@