Saturday, October 31, 2009

Dear Squishy Mushroom,

I am so sorry that I have neglected you for so long. I am glad that you are still here in your plump redness.

It has been awhile, hasn't it?


School has started once again, and I ain't becoming any fatter. How sad can my life get?


"If life was so fair, why do roses have thorns?" -Emo Elmo

I love Emo Elmo. I feel that I can relate to him. I think we can get along absolutely well as friends. Be my friend Emo Elmo! We can whine about how unfair life has treated us and listen to sad emo songs and cry all night long. :)


People in uni are damn smart. I don't think I'm intelligent anymore. OMG THERE IS INTENSE COMPETITION !!!!


I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study. I must study!!!!!


Please help me, mushroom. I have been far too lazy, busy with everything else except studying. I need to excel and rise up and defeat all who stand in my way. I hope you will hear some awesome news from me soon.


With Love <3