Alive - temporarily metabolically abled
Assassination - involuntary term limitation
Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining
Corpse - Permanently Static Post-Human Mass
Corpse / Stiff - Terminally Inconvenienced
Dead - metabolically challenged
Dirty Old Man - sexually focused chronologically gifted individual
Dishonest - Ethically disoriented
Drug Addict - Chemically Challenged
Drowning - aquatically challenged
Earthquake - geological correction
Fail - achieve a deficiency
Fat - People of Mass
Fat - person of substance
Gang - Youth Group
Garbage Man / Cleaner - sanitation engineer
Gas Station Attendent - petroleum transfer technician
Hamburger - Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh
Insane People - Mental Explorers
Insult - Emotional Rape
Large Nose - nasally gifted
Lazy - motivationally deficient
Loser - Second Place
Messy - differently organized
Old Person / Elderly - Gerontologically Advanced
Paper Bag - processed tree carcass
Perverted - Sexually dysfunctional
Poor - Economically Unprepared
Pregnant - parasitically oppressed
Prostitute - sex care provider
Racist - genetically discriminating
Runny Nose - nasally gifted
Serial-Killer - Person with difficult-to-meet needs
Slum - Economic Oppression Zone
Someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone - morally handicapped
Spendthrift - negative saver
Stupid - intellectually impaired
Trees - Oxygen Exchange Units
Ugly - aesthetically challenged
Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured
Vagrant - Nonspecifically destinationed individual
Vegetable - noble unconscious hero
Vomiting - Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices
White - melanin-impoverished
Worst - least best
Omg i must seriously start using these words!
