Please stop stealing my food. I am in desperate need of gaining weight, and you are depriving me of that chance. I have fed you for a really long time already, now it is time you grow up and find yourself your own food. I promise not to kill you if somehow I poop you out. You may feed on my poop instead. Please have mercy on me. Target someone who is morbidly obese, and I am sure your efforts will be well appreciated.
